• Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Australian Person: ITS FUCKING FREEZING!

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3/25 photos of Queen Edelstein

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3/25 photos of Queen Edelstein

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